asimplisticreality:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

..excuse me as I move to Antarctica.

Wait what? Some of these I had no idea about. I’m packing my shit now! And why can’t we live on the moon yet?

(via waallaby)